How to backfire flirting to let the guy know to get the hell away: Boy: Where have you been all my life? Girl: Hiding from you. Boy: Haven’t I seen you some place before? Girl: Yes- that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine. Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: I’d go through anything for you. Woman: Good! Then you can start by going through the door. Man: How did you get to be so beautiful? Woman: I must have been given your share. Man: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out. Woman: OK, get out. Man:I think I could make you very happy. Woman:Why? Are you leaving? Man:What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.